Jami's Role Play As Well As Personal Blog
laur-alex:

zetabug:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

*mind blown*

Average human body…


So does that mean the unaverage one has enough to make two entire human skeletons?

laur-alex:

zetabug:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

*mind blown*

Average human body…

So does that mean the unaverage one has enough to make two entire human skeletons?

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Looks like a great way to get your scalp pretty badly cut up. 

Now if it was something like a clip on ribbon that hides the multi-tool inside a secret buttonable pocket in the knot I could get behind it. 

evilsoutherngentleman:

obsidian-halo:

steampunktendencies:

Sinister Pumpkin Patch by All Natural Art

Has
evilsoutherngentleman
seen this yet?

Well this is amazing

I WANT IT!

Untitled Who-Verse Open RP Part 2

(Continuation of this cause my mind is insisting I write more for that muse.)

I think, deep down, every child wants to run away. You could have a family so wonderful they would make the Cleavers look like serial killing cannibal demon worshipers and still a small part of you would want to run away.

Or maybe it’s not so much running away, it’s running to something.

I feel like I’ve been running forever. I could do that now. Even though I still look like the kind of person who most assume can’t even manage a brisk walk. They’d be wrong. Before I was turned into - this thing - I could walk fast. Especially for a fat woman. Medically termed as morbidly obese. Though some said I didn’t look my weight because of how I carried it. But to me I looked it. 

Now, of course, even though people still saw a fat American, I knew underneath I was more. Circuitry attached to my muscles. Weapons and tools that could come forth bloodlessly from beneath my skin at a thought. Tiny robots - nanobots - constantly repairing injuries on a cellular level. Technically, I’m immortal and eternally frozen at 38 years old. Like a vampire, but without the blood lust. 

The nanobots, there was the problem with the original people. Physically perfect specimens. Those bots for some reason increased their metabolism, to the point where they starved to death no matter how much they ate. That’s why they chose someone as fat as me. Thinking the bots would speed up mine to a normal speed. So I could shed my extra bulk and become perfect. But something was different about me. The bots never sped up my metabolism, not even a tiny bit.

At the end of the day, I need to take some of the responsibility for this. I can whine about how they lied to me - and they did. But I allowed this. I allowed them to fool and manipulate me. Because I wanted to be a hero. Because I wanted to run away - I wanted to run away from myself. 

Is there anyone in the universe who hates themselves more than I hate myself?

If so, I need to find that person. 

Cardiff is good for hiding. Not like London where tourists are so thick and every single one manages to stick out so much. I think I actually would’ve been found by my enemies quicker there. Here, even though my American accent marks me an outsider, it somehow works in my favor. It’s surprisingly easy to find a spot of day work so I can earn enough to keep a room where I can shower, to buy new clothes, and a meal or two a day. They believe the story that I’m a middle aged woman trying to do the “bumming around” thing American college students do. Eventually I’ll have to give up on finding the Doctor or Jack Harkness here and move on. Go looking for Unit instead. But I’d rather meet someone who can take me off Earth for awhile.

To continue running away from - or running towards - whatever is making me run.

Our muses have recently gotten into a fight. My muse, instead of sleeping in bed with yours, is sleeping alone uncomfortably on the couch. How does yours react?

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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"By Your Side Till You Heal" (Or at least until Adam kicks me out.)

askhenrysturges:

It was a strange feeling he knew he would never get used to, nor in a million years, assuming he lived that long. Waking up from an illness induced sleep would never be okay. A soft chuckle escaped him as he saw the woman next to him. “Would it be weird if I said you are precisely who I expected to see?”

"Yeah, well, you know me, the ultimate worry wart. And someone had to keep a certain pair from pacing a hole in the floor." Jami held up a copy of The Hobbit. "Have you heard any or should I start over from the beginning?" 

Pretty please~ reblog if you are a multiship blog!
Wait until Tumblr finds out Steve wasn’t the first Captain America.

dachnavar:

His name is Isaiah Bradley. He’s a black man chosen for the super soldier program because, at the time, African American troops were considered little better than canon fodder and completely expendable. So in the course of the experiments, the could fuck up and start over as many times as they wanted. Once the process was perfected they could move on to begin the official super-soldier unit composed of whites only.

And it’s all Canon to the Marvel Universe.
Such blatent racism was comon in the military, and of course there’s the infamous Tuskegee Experiments.
Marvel took it upon themselves to address it all head on and that’s how we got Isaiah Bradley.

Neither did the Super Soldier program end with Steve. Wolverine was not “Weapon X” he was “Experiment 10”. I believe that bit is a modern tack on, but I might be wrong so I’m leaving it and just striking it out.

To his credit, Steve never knew about the beginning of the program (he thought he was the very first experimental subject) and once he found out, he was rightfully pissed about everyone who died and sought out Isaiah, the only other super-soldier survivor and the one’s who’s exploits were just as heroic as Steve’s but complete erased and ignored because of his skin color.

I vaguely remember an issue where Steve is in front of a camera or a reporter is interviewing him with a notebook and pen or something and Steve’s just gushing mad love about Isaiah.

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

My Muse is in the Hospital, they will be recovering for a while, Send “By Your Side Till You Heal” for My Muse’s Reaction to Opening their eyes and seeing Your Muse at their Side..
It is 100% okay with me if your character uses force against mine.

imperatricem-canis:

Meaning that if my character angers your muse, it’s okay that yours reacts violently, especially if that is the nature of your character.

But you do not get to kill them without my permission.

Reblog if your muse can sing.

Captain Blackadder explains how World War One started.

obviouslybenhughes:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.
They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.
And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.
And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.
Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.
So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.
Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).
This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

THIS is an incredible display of human knowledge and ingenuity.

obviouslybenhughes:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

THIS is an incredible display of human knowledge and ingenuity.