Jami's Role Play As Well As Personal Blog
nikko-and-kyran:

its-gash3d:

guy:

this should spark up some fun

I regret doing this

someone send screenshots? XD

nikko-and-kyran:

its-gash3d:

guy:

this should spark up some fun

I regret doing this

someone send screenshots? XD

Send ‘You belong to ME’ and watch how my muse reacts.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Best. You realize who broke into a fortune cookie factory just to make sure that fortune was made and ended up in your hands, right?

So what was it? Daleks? Cybermen? The Celestial Toy Maker? Jack Harkness on a major flirting spree?

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Best. You realize who broke into a fortune cookie factory just to make sure that fortune was made and ended up in your hands, right?

So what was it? Daleks? Cybermen? The Celestial Toy Maker? Jack Harkness on a major flirting spree?

*raises her eyebrows as the towel falls off, smiling impishly* "Why Edgar, I do believe you're happy to see me."

masteredgarallanpoe:

jamisings:

masteredgarallanpoe:

     {‡}; Edgar’s face turns bright red and his mouth falls open. “I - I apologize….” he said quickly looking down at himself. He didn’t drop his towel because he was happy to see her. He dropped it merely because he didn’t expect her.

"Oh yes, very much so." Jami said, she had cringed a bit at his irritation, however. "Sorry, The Raven probably is, in a way, a sore point for you because people ask about it so much. Kind of like Doyle’s creation, Sherlock Holmes, or when people wanted me to sing Memory from Cats all the time to the point where I grew to hate that song and Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. At least for awhile." Deciding to change the subject, she asked, "Forgive me if this is something you’d hate to answer - but have you ever seen any of the film adaptations of your works? I’m awfully curious how you felt about things like Murders At The Rue Morgue being put on the big screen. And what did you feel about Leurox having his tragic phantom, Erik, make an appearance as The Masque Of Red Death?"

     [~] “Well, of course it’s not irritating. I don’t mind some of them actually; most are quite interesting while some are rather preposterous. However, I thought the addition of Erik made quite an interesting, what is it called? ‘Plot twist’?” he said, thinking for a moment before shrugging. “I thought it was interesting.”

"Yes, especially since Erik used his real face, not a mask." Jami said as she looked around. Well, if you were in the home of an author who was suppose to be dead long before you were born, wouldn’t you be curious how modern his place was? Though she wasn’t handling things all willy-nilly. "Ever get tempted to write a movie script and use a human to hawk it? You could write the perfect horror movie."

Humans (Open)

iplaysnape:

"Ah, as in common or preferred stock? Or something more in particular such as Forex?" he asked. His father was an investment banker, working for Credit Suisse. As such it was a topic he knew a fair bit about."

When they reached the end he raised an eyebrow. What a peculiar thing to say. The way Jami spoke of her family made it seem like they were not the nicest of people to have around. Mark wondered why. Not knowing how to respond he decided to ignore the silver comment.

"Thank you for the escort back" said Mark. "I’d have much more motivation to get out of bed and run in the morning if I always ran into company as interesting as you" he replied.

 ”Well, I’m a bit of night owl. But I do need to get back.” She said even as she pulled herself up on Mister Ed’s back. So smoothly, especially for one so short onto a horse so large, that the movement almost looked like something no human was capable of. “We might run into each other in town though.”

Humans (Open)

iplaysnape:

 

A Firefly fan as well!

Mark laughed at Jami’s reference to Firefly.. “Yep, He’s Yi Da Tuo Da Bian.” he replied with a smirk. “A Firefly fan as well? AND Doctor Who and Star Trek. A girl after my own heart.”

Marks stomach clenched a little. Nearly to the edge of the grounds his mind started wandering onto ways that perhaps they could have their second meeting. But he wasn’t ever good with these things. 

"So what do you do for a living then? I’m a professor up at the University of Whatever-is-the-closest-one-to-this-location. My research field is Nanobiotechnology and I teach several topics in the Sciences to undergrads."

((I’d be keen to do another RP after this one finishes if you would like. Happy to do one with the same character or make a new disposable human character that tries to break and enter on the property. Let me know what takes your fancy.))

"I - have money I invest." Jami said. There was no nice way to say she was a vampire who often robbed the bodies of her prey. Especially the drug dealers and pimps. And that she built a fortune from that. 

Her mind played with the idea of turning Mark. But she didn’t know him well enough. She made a promise to herself she would not do a drive by turning but train anyone she turned the way Adam had her. 

"Well, you should be safe here. If you find your way out here again, do yourself a favor and wear silver jewelry. My family members are - allergic to it." Well, there were people allergic to metals and even gem stones. Breaking out in rashes and the like. So it was realistic sounding enough. "It should at least give them pause."

((Jami’s kind of been looking for someone to turn, actually, if you want to continue playing him he seems a good candidate so far. And there’s no reason they can’t run into each other in town. She has to go now and again to buy dog food and stuff for her adopted human son.))

Humans (Open)

iplaysnape:

 

Mark gave a small chuckle at that last comment before replying “Ah yes.. The new ‘movies’”. Mark sighed as he continued to walk, occasionally glancing over to where Mr Ed was keeping pace next to Jami somewhat protectively..


“Not much I like about them to be honest. I don’t consider them canon and they were ridiculous in more way than one. The sexualisation of Uhura, the destroying of Vulcan, Kirk getting the captains chair on the very first mission, red matter..” Mark stopped himself before he started rambling on again. “Needless to say Abrams took quality franchise and dumbed it down so it would appeal to a wider audience who are used to watching fun explosions and reality TV, whose minds can’t handle anything more than a simple plot from a child’s story book. It wasn’t made for Trekkies. It wasn’t made for idiots”.

Mark would not normally launch into such triads. Despite being a little socially awkward around normal people, preferring to stick with his mates at the university where he taught who seemed to understand him better, he knew from experience most people would not give a crap about such important issues like the Star Trek reboot, or how the science in movies was totally unrealistic.

Then again, most people were morons. Jami was at least intelligent. It’s amazing how hard it is to find intelligent people to converse with. Pity I already gave my word that I would not be doing any morning runs this way he thought with just a tiny twinge of disappointment as the edge of the grounds came closer and closer to them.

"Thank God you agree." Jami said. "Most people tell me I’m being too uptight and that I need to see Star Trek is a dying franchise - but it wouldn’t be dying if not for gorram ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng moron Abrams.”

Okay, so spouting off in Chinese was probably a little much. Still, it was nice to finally have a use for saying “frog humping son of a bitch” - one of the better Firefly curses.

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

Fuck. History’s fucking repeating itself.

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

Fuck. History’s fucking repeating itself.

What would your muse do if they found mine locked in a cell and chained to a wall? Put it in my ask.
And That’s What This Vampire Hates (Open)

affablevampire:

jamisings:

affablevampire:

 

"It’s the perfect scheme," he smiled, then it turned into a small frown at her words. "At least you get to get a lot of practice in, huh?" Horst smiled a little reassuringly, trying to find something good in the situation.

"Yeah - I just miss it - but there’ll be a time when I can do it again. Just have to remember that. And who knows, someone might decide to start an exclusive vampires only underground nightclub. Provided they can keep it safe from hunters."

Horst nodded once. “That would be hard, though. It would also be a lot of fun.” He grinned a little at the thought.

"It would be, then again in this era where people deny the existence of the supernatural - where even those who believe in God are close minded against anything else - it might be easy. Enough surveillance. It’s just keeping it quiet from humans who’d want to come in thinking it’s an ordinary club that would make it hard." The younger vampire thought about it. "The big question is where it would be easiest to hide it? In a huge city like New York or LA, or somewhere in the middle of nowhere?"

Obviously I’m not a shrink - I’m not even a college graduate - but I can’t help but feel that parents who do this or participate in child “beauty” pageants have some sort of new form of Munchausen By Proxy. Only instead of poisoning their kids or breaking their limbs to get attention, they pimp them out. 
I mean, just watch a single episode of that moronic Toddlers And Tiaras. Every single mom makes the entire thing all about her. (Except, I must admit, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, June. She makes it all about her daughter having fun.) My mom watches that show and I’ve seen the moms grab their daughters so hard by the arm they practically take it out of the socket just cause the girl took her fake eyelashes off when leaving the stage. Telling their nine year old that they “want to marry them off.” Throwing temper tantrums to rival the child’s just because their kid didn’t win. Putting down the other children.
It’s all about them and not their daughters at all. 
I think it’s time we outlawed the glitz ones. Keep the all natural where the children are not allowed to wear makeup or dress like high class hookers. But no more of these “let’s make a 5 year old look like a 40 year old 80s call girl” ones.

Obviously I’m not a shrink - I’m not even a college graduate - but I can’t help but feel that parents who do this or participate in child “beauty” pageants have some sort of new form of Munchausen By Proxy. Only instead of poisoning their kids or breaking their limbs to get attention, they pimp them out. 

I mean, just watch a single episode of that moronic Toddlers And Tiaras. Every single mom makes the entire thing all about her. (Except, I must admit, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, June. She makes it all about her daughter having fun.) My mom watches that show and I’ve seen the moms grab their daughters so hard by the arm they practically take it out of the socket just cause the girl took her fake eyelashes off when leaving the stage. Telling their nine year old that they “want to marry them off.” Throwing temper tantrums to rival the child’s just because their kid didn’t win. Putting down the other children.

It’s all about them and not their daughters at all. 

I think it’s time we outlawed the glitz ones. Keep the all natural where the children are not allowed to wear makeup or dress like high class hookers. But no more of these “let’s make a 5 year old look like a 40 year old 80s call girl” ones.

shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

omg

Truthfully, I could not care less about the royal family, but I love the look of distress on daddy’s face there. 

did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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dachnavar:

jamisings:

I knew you’d come to the rescue. 

I had no idea that could happen to rabbits. I always thought the jackalope was something made up to sell cheesy postcards in tourist traps. 

Does California have anything more exciting than Bigfoot? I hear so much about him because mom’s so obsessed that I’m rather bored with him. It would be nice to know our state had something better.

The best nuts come from California. Off the top of my head theres

  • A phantom Tall Ship that sails the Mojave sand dunes.
  • A particular section of the dunes, the Kelso Dunes, “sing”.
  • There’s the Wild Woman of San Nicholas Island - WAS real but grew into a legend. Spanish decimated her family and she raised herself alone on the island. I’ve been to the area of her unmarked grave. The monks built a wall right on top of her grave.
  • The WW2 era authentic Nazi base in LA.
  • The Billiwhack Monster (a sort of Water-melon baby but with Nuclear radiation)
  • The Giant 12 Bat of Elisabeth Lake.
  • The Port Desire Giants. 
  • The 1001 tales of Mt. Baldy. (From bigfoot and aliens to singing rocks and mysterious lights)
  • Big Bear will occasionally have “raining stones”
  • Charles Hatfield the Rainmaker that caused a flood and killed 20 people and a few thousand head of cattle because the town that highered him to bring rain didn’t pay him and that pissed him off so he brought so much rain the dam failed.
  • The Santa Ana Winds cause the Murder rate to sky-rocket
  • The Santa Ana winds cause earthquakes
  • Basically a 1001 tales of the Santa Ana Winds.
  • The New Port Beach Sea Monster
  • The Myth of Taluga Island
  • Semen Trees that can cause pregnancy during strong winds
  • La Llorana
  • The Dinosaurs that live near Bodie.
  • That time the aliens landed during the LA Olympics.

It goes on and on and on.

I know I’ve said it before but I love your brain. It’s like some huge treasure vault of knowledge. When you get going I just want to swim in it like Scrooge McDuck through all his piles of money.

Yeah, that sounds creepy and serial killer-ish but I’m trying to compliment you.