I’d like to see the Doctor get a new female companion. (Maybe one not unlike a certain scientist from the 50th anniversary who has fabulous tastes in scarves. Or a whole new one.)
I want her to be socially awkward and not in any way society’s standard of pretty. Maybe she’s nerdy and doesn’t wear makeup or style her hair, maybe she’s fat, maybe she’s “too short” - maybe a combo of all those things. I want her to be unable to read people and so used to guys ignoring her unless they need something that she honestly can’t tell when they’re flirting with her even if they say to her, “You know I’m flirting with you, right?” She just cannot tell.
And I want Jack Harkness to come back and meet her. I want him to pull out all the stops with flirting. And she just not respond cause she doesn’t know it’s flirting. She can’t understand why the Doctor keeps telling Jack to “stop it” when Jack’s just being polite and friendly. Watch as Jack’s frustration grows and grows because she just doesn’t get it. She’s never, ever in her entire life had a guy flirt with her and she’s terrible at reading body language.
Why do I want this? Cause I would just love to see Jack’s face if he couldn’t get someone to respond to his flirting - especially if it ends with her (gently) letting him know she’s just not into him.
I just… I can’t even…
I posted this like in a minute and I have likes woah
you woman are my hero.
Boobs are fun. I’m a straight woman and even I like playing with boobs. Sometimes I just sit and bounce mine in my hands like if I’m juggling.
What I don’t get is the obsession both on men and women’s sides about butts. Butts are where shit comes out of. Why would anyone want to have anything to do with shit? If I wanted to play with shit I’d just run for Congress.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over
NO FREAKING WAY
Last night I posted this asking people to wish me luck as I went to see yet another doctor hoping they’d help me with my severe anemia.
And yes! She actually listened to me!
LOOK AT THE LITTLE GREY ONE
YOU’RE THE ODD ONE OUT BUT IT’S OKAY YOU’RE GORGEOUS
She’s such a good friend.
You know we’ve all got one like that…
Sean & Rob
I wrote a new AL:VH-verse open RP. Giving up on the other two but not the one involving the poachers.
Emily & Judea (Emily’s turn and time for a wind up I think.)
- "Get down from there right now!"
- "Come here right now!"
- "Do it again, and this time do it properly."
- "Do you think that’s acceptable?"
- "Honestly, this is ridiculous."
- "Are you even trying?"
- "Did you try?"
- "What a pathetic attempt!"
- "Poor effort, try again."
- "This is unacceptable."
- "I need to see you in my office, now."
- "How dare you?!"
- "What a sorry excuse for a report!"
- "Clean? You call this clean?"
- "This is revolting, I’d rather eat out of a urinal."
- "If this is coffee why does it tastes like piss?"
- "I want this all done by 2 o’clock."
- "Don’t be late."
- "That’s no excuse."
- "I won’t allow it."
- "I refuse."
- "I’m revoking your privileges."
- "If you’re late, consider yourself out of the job."
- "If you fail this mission, don’t even bother coming back."
- "If you fail this assignment, you might as well drop out."